.Here are our ESPYs picks (and we swear, nobody has looked at the results from last Wednesday...begs the question why the hell they don't just tape it live on Sunday), courtesy of yours truly, my dad David, my next-door neighbor T.J., and Justin Petek, my father's brother's nephew's former roommate:SCORING SYSTEMCorrectly pick "will win": 4 pointsCorrectly pick "should win": 5 pointsCorrectly pick "should and will win": 6 pointsBEST MALE ATHLETEKobe Bryant, NBA
LeBron James, NBA
Jimmie Johnson, Auto Racing
Michael Phelps, SwimmingAaron's picks: LeBron James should win, Michael Phelps will win 4Justin's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6David's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6TJ's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6BEST FEMALE ATHLETENatalie Coughlin, Swimming
Nastia Liukin, Gymnastics
Maya Moore, NCAA Basketball
Candace Parker, WNBA
Serena Williams, Tennis
Aaron's picks: Candace Parker should and will win 0Justin's picks: Candace Parker should win; Serena Williams will win 0David's picks: Serena Williams should win; Nastia Liukin will win 4TJ's picks: Serena Williams should and will win 0BEST CHAMPIONSHIP PERFORMANCEKobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers
Cole Hamels, Philadelphia Phillies
Michael Phelps, Olympic SwimmingMisty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh, Olympic Beach Volleyball
Aaron's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6
Justin's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6
David's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6
TJ's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6
BEST BREAKTHROUGH ATHLETEShawn Johnson, Olympic Gymnastics
Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay Rays
Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons
Aaron's picks: Matt Ryan should win, Derrick Rose will win 5Justin's picks: Evan Longoria should win, Shawn Johnson will win 0David's picks: Shawn Johnson should and will win 0TJ's picks: Matt Ryan should win, Derrick Rose will win 5BEST RECORD BREAKING PERFORMANCEUsain Bolt, Olympic Sprinter
Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals
Phil Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers
Michael Phelps, Olympic SwimmerAaron's picks: Larry Fitzgerald should win, Michael Phelps will win 4Justin's picks: Usain Bolt should and will win 0David's picks: Michael Phelps should and will win 6TJ's picks: Michael Phelps should win, Usain Bolt will win 5BEST UPSETMine That Bird wins the Kentucky Derby
Oregon State stuns then #1 USC
Tampa Bay Rays win the American League Championship Series
US Soccer shocks Spain in the Confederations Cup semifinals
Aaron's picks: Oregon State should win, US Soccer will win 4Justin's picks: US Soccer should win, Tampa Bay will win 5David's picks: US Soccer should win, Mine That Bird will win 5TJ's picks: US Soccer should win, Tampa Bay will win 5BEST GAMEFederer vs. Nadal in the 2008 Wimbledon Final
Steelers vs. Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIIISyracuse vs. Connecticut in the Big East Tournament Quarterfinals
Aaron's picks: Fed-Nadal should and will win and ESPN can go to hell if it doesn't 0Justin's picks: Syracuse-UConn should and will win (editor's note: pssssh) 0David's picks: Fed-Nadal should and will win 0TJ's picks: Syracuse-UConn should win, Federer-Nadal will win 0BEST MOMENTFlorida’s Tim Tebow’s speech
Helio Castroneves wins the Indy 500
US swim team wins thrilling finish in Olympic relay
Aaron's picks: US swim team should and will win 6Justin's picks: US swim team should and will win 6David's picks: US swim team should and will win 6TJ's picks: US swim team should win, Tim Tebow will win 5BEST PLAYOvechkin vs. Rangers
Pacquiao KO’s Hatton
Roethlisberger to Holmes Super Bowl Winning TDTexas Tech’s Michael Crabtree makes game-winning catch vs. Texas
Aaron's picks: Roethlisberger should win, Crabtree will win 5Justin's picks: Roethlisberger should and will win 6David's picks: Roethlisberger should win, Crabtree will win 5TJ's picks: Roethlisberger should and will win 6BEST TEAMConnecticut Women’s Basketball
Los Angeles LakersNorth Carolina Men’s Basketball
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Penguins
Pittsburgh Steelers
Aaron's picks: North Carolina men should win, Pittsburgh Steelers will win 0Justin's picks: Connecticut women should win, Los Angeles Lakers will win 4David's picks: Pittsburgh Steelers should and will win 0TJ's picks: Connecticut women should win, North Carolina men will win 0FINAL RESULTSDavid Brenner - 38 (wins tiebreaker via "should win, will win" picks, 2-1)
T.J. Clayton - 38
Aaron Brenner - 34
Justin Petek - 33
-AJ