2010 MLB Preview, Part I (B-dubs picks)

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You Play to Win The Game! Divisional and Playoff picks

AL East: Yankees...................................................NL East: Phillies
AL Central: White Sox...........................................NL Central: Cardinals
AL West: Rangers...................................................NL West: Dodgers
AL Wild Card: Red Sox...........................................NL Wild Card: Braves

AL Penthouse (best record): Yankees..................NL Penthouse: Phillies
AL Outhouse (worst record): Athletics............NL Outhouse: Nationals

ALCS champ: Yankees
NLCS champ: Phillies

World Series: Yankees over Phillies

Hardware heroes

AL MVP (ranked 1 through 5):
1) A-Rod RETURNS
2) Mark Teixeira
3) Joe Mauer
4) Grady Sizemore
5) Who cares

NL MVP:
1) Albert Pujols
2) Chase Utley
3) Ryan Braun
4) Matt Holliday
5) Ryan Howard

AL Cy Young:
1) CC Sabathia
2) Felix Hernandez
3) Zack Greinke

NL Cy Young:
1) Roy Halladay
2) Tim Lincecum
3) Adam Wainwright

AL Rookie of the Year: NEFTALI FELIZZZZZZ
NL Rookie of the Year: Stephen Strasburg

Best shot to win a Triple Crown, AL: Texeira
Best shot to win a Triple Crown, NL: Pujols

Other random crap we’ll try to predict

Most underrated team: Braves
Most overrated team: Mariners

Bring out the boobirds (top-10 salary team to stumble): Tigers
Livin’ on a budget (bottom-10 salary team to thrive): Rangers

2010 Fantasy Baseball MVP: Tex

2010 Fantasy Baseball LVP: Milton Bradley

Household name by September (currently unknown player ready for breakout year): Neftali Feliz

60-day Disabled List by July (currently high-expectations player likely to miss 100 games): Josh Hamilton

Biggest name to surface in 2010 season involving steroids (active players only): Andruw Jones

Biggest name to retire during or at end of 2010 season: Tim Wakefield

Is this the year the National League wins the All-Star Game? No

Is this the year Aaron clears the runner-up hump and wins his first fantasy hardball league? No