Monday, October 5, 2009

Brett Favre Drinking Game, Vol. 1

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This game begins at kickoff, pauses at the end of the first half, resumes at the third quarter kickoff and ends 60 seconds after the final gun. For the good of your souls. And your livers.

Take a drink...

Every time Brett Favre is compared to Aaron Rodgers

Every time Brett Favre is shown in a replay wearing a Packer uniform

Every time Brett Favre is shown in a replay wearing a Packer uniform playing the Vikings (extra drink)

Every time Brett Favre is called "this guy" by Jon Gruden

Every time Brett Favre's family is shown

Every time Brett Favre is shown in a Wrangler commercial (two drinks)

Every time Brett Favre is shown in a Sears commercial (three drinks)

Every time 'Brett Favre' is said in the same sentence with 'National Football League' by Ron Jaworski

Every time Brett Favre looks at a tenured Packer and smiles

Every time Brett Favre shakes hands with Aaron Rodgers or Mike McCarthy (chug)

BONUS: Every time Brett Favre shakes hands with Ted Thompson (consume the house)

You might want to update or write your will first.

-AJ

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